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Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation.



Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading this.



The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service

at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East

Economic Review....



Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"



G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."



RS: "Ow July den?"



G: "What??"



RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"



G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."



RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"



G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"



RS:"San tos. July San tos?"



G: "I don't think so."



RS: "No? Judo one toes??"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'

means."



RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we

bother?"



G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an

English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We bother?"



G: "No..just put the bother on the side."



RS: "Wad?"



G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Sorry?"



RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"



G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."



RS: "one Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy

singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"



G: "Whatever you say"



RS: "Tendjewberrymud."



G : "You're welcome."